Now, I didn't switch jobs for being a car mechanic as I still prefer fiddling with genes instead of car parts! But I am an ape (Homo sapiens and if you are a creationists this is probably the moment you will unfollow me - good for you! ^^) and I use oil to keep my skin soft and lovely!That damn oil ape doesn't know what kind of oil filter fits a 2007 Nissan Altima.
THAT was the worst customer my fellow oils apes and I have EVER had to endure. I'm glad I pissed in her oil filter... - urban dictionary
This is only representative, you can use any oil or fat to make your skin happy. The secret is to use it directly after taking a shower without drying off. This way, the oil forms a layer on the skin which keeps the water from evaporating!
In the past I have used other fats, like canola oil from the kitchen, Lush massage bars or even pure cocoa butter. All of them worked when used after showering, but the oil I use is scented and just smells so nice!
What do you use for softer skin? Have you tried oils?